I knew there would be regrets when I moved to rural life in Arizona, but I am still having a hard time adjusting.....
*Not having a rhubarb plant…I miss homemade rhubarb custard pie in the spring…
*Ditto - fresh picked asparagus
A daily paper delivered to my door
The regrettable exercise of driving my car 100 miles to get sushi
Should have invested in Johnson and Johnson-I have never seen so much dust.
Scarcity of animal assistance groups in rural area-I guess it is the Old West-people out here forget animalss are human!!!
Mojaves and diamondbacks-Snakes not on a plane…..but should be and get the hell off my property....
Scorpions and brown recluse- ok I must admit I almost ever see these guys-but I know they are out there...
Speeding ticket on 191 near Safford-so if everyone gets fined there-why didn't anyone tell me?
Sneaky emissions from power plants-you wouldn't know unless you get up early
Tarantula hawks …the name is scary enough-get the idea
No holly jolly feelings in December-
Hunter harassment laws-don’t get me started on this one-$300 for defending our property
Fish and game -no more Macho-B…Ken Salazar come and kick these assholes butts-
…available signs-adopt a highway please
Temperatures over 94 degrees…really it is a dry heat until it hits 95. Then it is too damn hot!
Long lines at Safeway Pharmacy……Walgreens? CVS? -you could make a fortune here.
Dairy Queen addiction……having lived 20 years without a DQ I am making up for lost time…chocolate truffle Blizzard anyone?
Antiquated meeting formalities which waste time…uh excuse me…what is the point of this protocol?
Abandoned dogs in Bowie-please contact Best Friend Animal Shelter Kanab, Utah..maybe they can do something, or if you have any extra money..it goes for abandoned ad abused animals all over.
Bees, honeybees, yellow jackets, bumble..killer…You can hear them humming the theme from the Godfather as they pass overhead
Cows on the road-it’s a Bar-B-Q- tonight….I’ll bring the beef…
Canyon wrens disguising themselves as chattering monkeys in the early a.m.
fights over shady parking spots
- burning trash in barrels-uh are you reading this John?
- Mail delivery four miles away
Here comes the monsoons, there goes the road!!!